iPhone game Big Apes Love Blondes
Big Apes Love Blondes for iPhone explores the unexplained love of big apes (and men) towards blondes. You can become a great ape in this game by catching runaway blondes and protecting them from savage enemies. You need to use both your brain and testosterone to keep as many blondes in your nest as possible. If you lose 3 blondes, the game is over.
01 Animal testing of iPhone games
To examine the impact of blondes on men, we've tested this and some other iPhone games on gorillas. Note that we tried to avoid using iPhones and animals, but our budget was insufficient to drop real blondes in the jungle. Animal testing revealed a strong connection between our game and intense excitement & deep satisfaction felt by participating apes. Side effects observed included anxiety, impulsive behaviour and hostility towards brunettes. Watch test results below or test Big Apes Love Blondes on humans.
02 Rules of Big Apes Love Blondes
Rules of Big Apes Love Blondes:
- Catch runaway blondes with two fingers (just like you pick breadcrumbs) and drag them to your nest.
- Kill your enemies by tapping the iPhone screen, otherwise they will steal your blondes.
- Keep as many blondes on screen as you can. If you lose 3 blondes, the game is over (sorry, but you must have heard of survival of the fittest).
- Receive 10 points for each level and 5 points for each blonde kept on screen.
- Be aware of brunettes! If you catch a brunette, you lose 10 points.
Watch the game demo below or download Big Apes Love Blondes in the App Store.
03 Credits and feedback
Credits:
- iPhone game idea: PR2
- iPhone game development: Novocortex & ScienceSoft
- iPhone game graphics: Novocortex & Red Graphic
- Video: Novocortex
- Music: Mussorgsky
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